Who put the gold in the Golden Age? Bride of theWhiteWidow, a multi-media event by performance art collective My Barbarian (Malik Gaines, Jade Gordon, and Alexandro Segade), playfully –and critically–wrestles with this question in a surreal,post-colonial tale about the doomed crew of the WhiteWidow, seventeenthcentury Dutch sailors lost in the so-called NewWorld.A show within a show, Bride of theWhite Widow is an interactive play, exploring contemporary issues of cultural appropriation,globalism, and environmental collapse through song,dance,and games with the audience.